The Internet Profile

So I've basically given up on attempting to date in the real world. I'm clueless on where to meet guys other than bars and coffee shops. As appealing as the drunks and hipsters of the world are, I decided that I thoroughly enjoy the convenient combo of the "block" and "delete" buttons that most dating sites provide. Granted I can't find it in me to PAY for a dating site so I've been sticking to your typical trifecta of OkCupid, PlentyofFish and good ol' Craigslist. If it weren't for those three, I probably wouldn't have nearly enough good material to pass on to you my kind reader.

Now, allow me to allow you to encounter my generic profile on said sites...

I'm a mixture of a girly girl and a tom boy. I clean up nice, love a good pair of heels and a cute sundress, but not afraid to get a bit of dirt under my nails. I fix most of the problems my car give me myself. I know how to throw a football, though I don't really like watching football, I prefer hockey. I like beer and whiskey, preferably PBR and Jameson, to any other drink. I have a low brain to mouth filter if there is one at all.

I tend to be more what people call "rockabilly" but don't like putting myself in one specific genre. I mostly listen to country, oldies (60's and pre), some rock/alternative/etc... I have an older style of romance in my veins. I believe chivalry isn't dead, it's in hiding and I'm looking to find it. While I'm perfectly capable of opening my own door, I find it sweet for someone to want to hold it open for you.

And now on a lighter note, some random facts in no particular order:
1. I don't kiss on the first date
2. I have 4 tattoos, all with meaning
3. I know how to knit
4. My dog snores really loud
5. I can't stand people who type in chat speak ("how r u?")
6. I drink my coffee black
7. Has been known to sing along to the juke box playing in the bar without being drunk
8. Enjoys driving and long car rides
9. I have trypanophobia
10. Played roller derby for 3 years

Height: 5'7"

Age:25

Body Type: Average/Athletic

Smoker: No

Drinker: Socially

Kids: No

Want kids: Someday

Car: Yes

Drugs: No

You get the idea...

I also tend to put somewhere in there that I "typically won't respond to cut-and-paste messages or those with little-to-no content".

Yet I still manage to get nothing but the majority of morons who can't get past my photo far enough to read anything. In my later posts, you'll get to experience said "morons" and my attempts at either helping them or merely ripping them of their manhood. I think I'll call these "The Weekly Twit"...

...Stay Tuned